No one will know how evil I really am
Cause I like to wear disguises
And I like to disguise my plans
No one will know how evil I really am
And no one will know truly how I feel
Cause I can no longer differentiate
Between what is fake and what is real
I don’t know how I feel
I was born in a hospital
My first two days were spent in the care of nuns
But my mother found it in her
To go ahead and take me back
And I love her
And I will always appreciate bad days like this
Because they grant me a point of reference in regards to my happiness
And although I feel cold and empty one day
I hope I can feel warm and full
Stand with honor, and comfort, and dignity
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"September Gave Us Akwardness, October Gave Us Nothing"
Suis La Lune
Heir
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So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh
NO KLEPTO
BLESS THIS POST.
NO BEASTO
Jamie and I talked about how much we hated the phrase “no homo” last week. So glad to see this.
(Source: husssel, via cadwallader)
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"Ten Things"
Paul Baribeau
Grand Ledge
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"Patience and Prudence"
Hot Cross
Cryonics
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Strictly limited to 50 hand numbered and signed, available Monday, no reprints.
(via endlessdrone)
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"Adventure, Stamina & Anger"
This Town Needs Guns
Adventure, Stamina & Anger
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Speculoos donuts. (Recipe coming up as soon as head gets pulled out of…)
O_O
(via veganfeast)